Moving downstairs ... onto Sheetrock ...

yet another trip to Home Depot. The staff has begun to recognize us ... 

under the stairs 

bye bye cantina wall

Groundhog day(s) ...

Painting ... well, we knew based on the multitude of colors in the house this wouldn't be a fun time ...
well, the fun-ness never ends. literally.
For almost two weeks, all we did was PAINT ... and this is just the UPSTAIRS.
first, prime the ceilings, from which we removed the popcorn ceiling.
then first coat prime the walls ... four bedrooms, master bath, master closet and hallway ...

Remember the blue room?

Remember the lovely rust master bath ... 

Trim done upstairs ...  

In the end: Three (3) coats of Killz2 primer and two (2) coats of Behr ProX paint ... to cover the mess.

Flooring ... faux wood ... more demo

Note the charming Dance-Floor in the center of the room!
Yes, it's different flooring color

Master & Small bedroom two different kinds of faux wood floor ...

get ready for the FLOOR TOSS!

Right out the Second Floor Windows ....

Load 1 of 2 ... to the Household Waste & Recycling Center

Buh Bye Popcorn ...

Ahh, Goodbye popcorn ceiling! Begone with you!

See the buckets ... lots of buckets of evil Popcorn!

The awesome-ness of the removed popcorn ceiling is but a  moment of joy
until you look at the
Scary BLUE wall!

A real mess.

This is popcorn ceiling ... it is evil and it is gone.

 Now ...
... remove all remnants of the Cantina that the house held ...



ALSO, all flooring on the first floor, BE GONE!

THREE different ceramic floor tiles, two in this spot, plus the faux-wood flooring that, for some reason, had a "dance floor" in the center of the room with a different flooring ... in a rectangle. Ole!

The kitchen was stripped ... no stove or fridge in the house ...
so the cabinets out, sink, countertops and all plumbing, all go.
how rustic...

the "L shaped"  1/2 bath on the first floor, also gutted ...

Lovely Green, yes?

in the attic the duct-work supports were gone, so wooden braces went up to re-secure them.

had an HVAC guy in to look at the
heat pump unit and see if it's in working order ...  yes, it blows, in a good way.

Week One, Day One

So we have closed BUT goodness gracious, YES the house is ours.

The utilities are on ... small miracles.

Critical job one: change the locks.
Critical job two ... stop the leaks.

And the gutting process begins.

All interior doors are removed, also all closet shelving ...
Including the faux-shelving "system" the previous owners attempted to install. Niiiice. Not.

We have a house, we think

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The next house we found, a HUD sale, in a nice quiet neighborhood.  Within our zip code requirement, with about the amount of interior work we believed we could handle.

HUD purchase, what a process. The bidding (offer) is done on-line ... nothing verbal, no one to talk to, no one to negotiate with. No one to ask questions  ... 
Remember, it's the Federal Government. Here to help you. 


In 24 hrs (or thereabouts) their big server either accepts or declines your offer.  First one, declined, second one accepted. 


OK, let the games begin. Escrow money, contract signed. We think not so bad, "we're rolling now" ... close in a month and we're off to the races!  Whoa nelly, not so fast.


The process is filled with road-blocks ... yes, you can do an inspection, but you get to turn the utilities back on ( and we pay the turn-on/off fees that utilities charge), and yes, even though we are set to close in 2 weeks, you are gonna smack us with a "re-winterization fee" (another fee-builder by HUD with no human being to say whoa, stop!).


And, fill out this form and e-mail it back. Did you get it, Seller Atty's? Silence.
And fill out this OTHER form and e-mail it back. Did you get it, Seller's Atty? Silence.
Oh, we forgot to send you THIS form ... fill it out and e-mail it back. Did you get it, Seller's Atty? Silence.


Here is a HUD-1 Form. Wire us the money NOW.
Um, the HOA fees are missing, Seller's Atty, you need to re-do.
Silence.
Here is another HUD-1 Form. Wire us money NOW.
Um, the closing date is wrong, Seller's Atty, you need to re-do.
Silence


Here is yet another HUD-1 Form. Wire us money NOW.
OK, do we have a firm closing date and time? 
Silence.


Hurry up and wait ... 
Show up at the closing. Seller realtor doesn't show. 
(guess you just want your check, right Darlin'?) 
Seller Hired-Gun-Local-Atty: Sorry, problems. All the people on the Seller's side didn't approve. And the HOA amount is wrong. HUD-1 still wronge ... 


Um, but you have ALL our $ already. Let's try again tomorrow.


So anticlimactic.
Oh, and by the way, you don't get keys. Yes, that's right, no keys. You get to hire a locksmith! What a racket. AND you get to break the padlock that secures the garage door.
 No key for that either. Remember, it's the Government.


Yay, we have a house we can't get into.